The Pacifier- Lulu Quotes:


Lulu: Do you know Kung Fu?
Shane: Yes.
Lulu: Have you ever hit a guy so hard his head came off?
Shane : No.
Lulu: Why are your boobs so big?
Shane: [shocked] They are not... boobs.
Lulu: Do you have to wear a bra?
Shane: What?
Lulu: Will mine be as big as yours one day?
Shane: Isn't it about time you go nappy-poo in beddy-bye land?
Lulu: Do I look like I'm five?
Shane: What did I say?
Lulu: Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you.
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Lulu: I think you're cute!
Shane: [awkwardly] Thank you.
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Lulu Plummer: I can cross my eyes, wanna see?
Shane Wolfe: No!
Lulu Plummer: [crosses her eyes, baby Tyler cries] He hates it when I cross my eyes.
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Lulu Plummer: [Upon arriving to party taking place at the house] Holy bologna, someone's gonna get busted.


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